Warning #1: This book is not to be taken seriously. Do not read this if you don't have the sense of humor of a 15 year old boy. Do not read this if you ARE a fifteen year old boy. This book is totally crude and inappropriate and uses the word "vagina" a lot. No, I mean A LOT. If you don't think people who are drunk are hilarious, you shouldn't read this book. You probably shouldn't read this book if you aren't drunk yourself. You should probably just put this book down and get drunk. You may think that no one in the world talks like the people in this book, but they do. They are called "people who are funny and inappropriate". This book is completely unrealistic; the author is aware of that fact and did it on purpose.
2012 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee - Best Romance
Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he’s asleep) toddler a better life.
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.
With Carter’s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire’s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning #2: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.
I'm giving this a HUGE 5 stars. this book is brilliant i got into so much trouble from my husband for laughing in bed and keeping him awake. Tara is a genius i have no idea how she comes up with the millions of funny one liners in this book.
"does a vagina have windows and a horn"
"maybe her vagina had teeth"
"my poor penis maybe i should buy it a gift"
" your spunk has a crazy backstroke"
"i don't wanna be def.death.dead."
"thanks so much baby. i love you more than a hooker loves free vd testing day at the clinic "
"i have to say though, I'm a little surprised i never knew blow jobs included donkey kicks to the sternum"
"and right now, the wizard wanted me to lick his yellow brick d1ck"
theres too many more to list but jesus i call this a tena lady read cos you will p155 yourself laughing.
Tara's writing is punchy and fun i really loved every character, i felt like i knew them and not just characters in a book. the tender moments were beautiful and the sex was hot and realistic.
the book starts with claire getting drunk and losing her virginity to a guy she doesn't know then find out three months later she is pregnant with his child. after four years of searching for the sperm donor he reappears in her life and wants to be there for his son. will they fall in love as well ? read it and find out .
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